A book of graphs, sayings & matches

My Pappy
used to say

Jokes and Puzzles

Each page holds a picture and a saying. The picture is a three-dimensional graph from an original equation. The saying is something Pappy used to say — or something Pappy would have. The puzzle is finding the match.

“Use your imagination.”

Hardcover of My Pappy Used to Say: Jokes and Puzzles by Steven C. Benton
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01

About the book

Pictures from equations.
Sayings from Pappy.

Front cover: a glowing Möbius of puzzle pieces etched with equations
Steven C. Benton · Original equations · Original graphs

Each page in the book has a picture and then a saying. Each picture is a three-dimensional graph from a mathematical equation which I developed. The sayings are things my Pappy used to say. Some of the sayings are what my Pappy used to say and the rest are Pappy-like sayings which were created by me.

All of my developed equations are original. I only used a single mathematical equation because I want the pictures to be more abstract. The graphs that have a single-definition mathematical equation create a disjointed picture, and the graphs that have multi-definition mathematical equations have solid pictures that are interesting — but the most interesting are when the pictures in some way match the sayings.

For the most part, there is a match, even though the pictures are abstract. When people read my draft, they said this is either true and/or hilarious. So, in the book you have jokes, sayings, recipes, and puzzles.

The puzzle is matching the picture to the saying. Sometimes the relationships are obscure. And for my fellow mathematicians, the mathematical equations which created the pictures are another puzzle.

My Pappy used to say — “Use your imagination.” Have fun finding the matches.

02

Inside the pages

Four kinds of fun,
one original method.

I

The picture

A 3D graph plotted from an original equation. Single-definition graphs fracture into disjointed form. Multi-definition graphs hold together as solid, curious objects.

II

The saying

Words Pappy actually said — and Pappy-like lines invented in his voice. Folksy, sharp, and sometimes a recipe in disguise.

III

The match

The pleasure of the book: when an abstract surface somehow agrees with the saying. Obscure on purpose. True, hilarious, or both.

Jokes

Humor that sits beside a graph the way a punchline sits beside a setup — if you can see it.

Sayings

Pappy’s counsel, retained and imagined. Short enough to remember. Long enough to argue about.

Recipes

Kitchen wisdom mixed into the same rhythm as the rest — because Pappy did not keep life in separate drawers.

Puzzles

Match picture to saying. Then, if you are the mathematical sort, match equation to picture.

03

A taste of the puzzle

Match the graph
to the saying.

A sample in the spirit of the book — not pages from it. Click a graph, then click a saying. Four matches. No spoilers for the real thing.

Select a graph, then a saying.

04

About the author

Steven C. Benton

SCB ABD · MS · MS
  • 10 years in public schools
  • 35 years at UTB & TSC
  • 49 states visited — so far

Steven C. Benton has an M.S. in Computer Science from Texas A&M University–Corpus Christi, an M.S. in Engineering from Texas A&M University–Kingsville, and is ABD in Mathematics at Texas A&M University.

He taught for 10 years in public schools and 35 years at the University of Texas at Brownsville and Texas Southmost College. While at UTB, he participated in a research project for NASA. For NASA, he also participated in an international conference in Beijing, China.

He was an avid cyclist and participated in many races including 100-mile rides and a triathlon. In his spare time, he has been in every state except for one and been in several Asian countries.

He’s married to Bee Benton, his loving wife, and lives in Central Texas with their three puppies Tinkerbell, Coco, and Jasmine.

Mathematics

ABD, Texas A&M University. Original equations. Original graphs.

NASA

Research at UTB, and an international conference in Beijing.

The open road

Century rides, a triathlon, and a map with one state still waiting.

My Pappy used to say

“Use your imagination.”

— the last instruction, and the first